Friday Rumble

1. Sean Ryan receives prestigious "Sexiest Man Alive" gong from GQ magazine. He says "It’ll be a whole new kind of sexy!"
2. Keano goes to Wigan and they subsequently win league
3. Penarol lose remaining matches in six a side league
   
4. Christmas heatwave
   
5. Derry win the eircom league tonight
   
6. Sean Ryan wins "Rear of the Year"
   
7. KM wins spectacle wearer of the year
   
8. chelski beat the daylights out of the unfortunate opponents .. Manyoo don't
9. OZ beat the snot out of Ireland in the rugby
   
10. The Fonze to win at Punchestown