Fridays hopes & d - reams

1. Sean Ryan pole vaults into history books by breaking irish national record. He is quoted in the papers "one giant pole vault for galway people everywhere"
2. Liverpool give chelski the hammering the so richly deserve
3. Roy Keane stuns football world declaring his interest in playing next season for little know 6 - aside outfit penarol
4. Chris Baker loses his passport in Venice and is held indefinitely till his mam can drive out with a new one.
5. Sunderland start a run that will see them unbeaten for rest of league .. prompting FAI big wig John Delaney to make and audacious bid to bring Mick McCarthy back to the Rep of Ireland hot seat
6. Wanderley Luxemburgo rings me up asking for advice on his formation for this weekend s ' match.
7. Michael Mcdowell escapes a botched assassination attempt
8. bertie/blair/bush all resign simultaneously